i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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I didn't notice because vodka
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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