yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
i think im in europe. pls send help
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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