I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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