He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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