I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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