how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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