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  he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.

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• I hope you did something about it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:27am

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• And then you got the stares from that old couple q few rows back.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:45am

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• Ok, I was looking forward to the soviet Russia joke... That one sucked.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:30pm

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• Resourceful fellow. -chuckLe

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:45pm

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• Now guys, this isn't funny. It isn't appropriate to whip out your johnson in public. -Jim

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:36am

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• In Soviet Russia boner sneak up in you in the dark.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:55pm

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• Careful not to get the cum shot in your eye, we wouldn't want you to miss the rest of the movie.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:58am

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• Maybe he was from Texas and his boner was too small to see in the dark without some help.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:03pm

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• 1:55, that happens here.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:49pm

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• 1:30 yeh i second you on that...atleast i reaped the benefits

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:05am

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• Jim, I don't have a Johnson, mines named Peter, is it ok for him to roam freely?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:37am

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• You better have either jumped on him and fucked the shit out of him right there in the theatre or at least given him the best blow job in the entire world. Damn, if I woulda been put in that situation, I'd have sucked the shit out of him or fucked him like no other.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:50pm

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• In soviet Russia, boner shows YOU!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:10pm

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• Is this guy 14? WTF

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:39pm

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• omg you so sucked his big cock right thtere

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:29am

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• That is hilarious, sad but hilarious. Having said that though I would have walked out and left him.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:25pm

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• So did your mom -JKIR

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:32am

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• My bf did the same thing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:35pm

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• This text is funny...in America.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:26am

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• If he had to use a light in the theatre, it was either packed and the light couldn't get through, or he was small and the light couldn't reach it,..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:24am

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• Hot. Did you suck it like a good lil' whore?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:58am

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• 11:22 I hope you're dead by now.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:41pm

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• 1:50 is ashamed of his virginity.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:34pm

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• He sounds like a keeper!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:34pm

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• How do you know it was in a theater? It could've been at one of their houses

  Submitted by Shaggy24 on May 17, 10 at 2:28pm

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• 9:03 I'm 14 and live in texas and I am willing to bet that my dick is atleast 4 inches bigger than u baby dick. Asshole.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:10am

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• Was the glaze popcorn butter or something else?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:24am

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• Where's the soviet Russia guy? I want to see what he says for this. And how Jeff can make this funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:36am

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• I popped wood a few times watching Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Don't judge me.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:25am

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• and the light shall guide the way. I hope you went down on him, you whore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:59pm

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• I have a horrible sinking feeling that his is about me... At least it ended well =)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:30am

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