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  • 71 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:27am

    I hope you did something about it.

  • 62 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:30pm

    Ok, I was looking forward to the soviet Russia joke... That one sucked.

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:03pm

    Maybe he was from Texas and his boner was too small to see in the dark without some help.

  • 58 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:45pm

    Resourceful fellow. -chuckLe

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:45am

    And then you got the stares from that old couple q few rows back.

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:25pm

    That is hilarious, sad but hilarious. Having said that though I would have walked out and left him.

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:37am

    Jim, I don't have a Johnson, mines named Peter, is it ok for him to roam freely?

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:55pm

    In Soviet Russia boner sneak up in you in the dark.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:39pm

    Is this guy 14? WTF

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:49pm

    1:55, that happens here.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:10pm

    In soviet Russia, boner shows YOU!

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:36am

    Now guys, this isn't funny. It isn't appropriate to whip out your johnson in public. -Jim

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:05am

    1:30 yeh i second you on that...atleast i reaped the benefits

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:35pm

    My bf did the same thing

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:24am

    If he had to use a light in the theatre, it was either packed and the light couldn't get through, or he was small and the light couldn't reach it,..

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:50pm

    You better have either jumped on him and fucked the shit out of him right there in the theatre or at least given him the best blow job in the entire world. Damn, if I woulda been put in that situation, I'd have sucked the shit out of him or fucked him like no other.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:58am

    Careful not to get the cum shot in your eye, we wouldn't want you to miss the rest of the movie.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:59pm

    and the light shall guide the way. I hope you went down on him, you whore

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:26am

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:25am

    I popped wood a few times watching Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Don't judge me.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:58am

    Hot. Did you suck it like a good lil' whore?

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:34pm

    He sounds like a keeper!

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:36am

    Where's the soviet Russia guy? I want to see what he says for this. And how Jeff can make this funny

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:24am

    Was the glaze popcorn butter or something else?

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:32am

    So did your mom -JKIR

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:34pm

    1:50 is ashamed of his virginity.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Shaggy24 on May 17, 10 at 2:28pm

    How do you know it was in a theater? It could've been at one of their houses

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:10am

    9:03 I'm 14 and live in texas and I am willing to bet that my dick is atleast 4 inches bigger than u baby dick. Asshole.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:29am

    omg you so sucked his big cock right thtere

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:41pm

    11:22 I hope you're dead by now.

  • 32 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:30am

    I have a horrible sinking feeling that his is about me... At least it ended well =)