On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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