have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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