oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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