Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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