Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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