why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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