I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize