apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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