I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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