im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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