im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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