People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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