how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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