so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i dont even know how to be here
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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