Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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