OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i will never coherently bang her
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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