i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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