Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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