He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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