Apparently you make a good broom.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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