dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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