Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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