why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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