So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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