i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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