They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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