im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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