filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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