D3 body, D1 cock
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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Boobs are out for the taking
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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