Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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