He is an equal opportunity slut.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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