What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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