You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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