I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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