Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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