I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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