I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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