By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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