I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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