If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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