What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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