oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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