You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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